Costco sucks

Traffic jam inside a traffic jam

This is a city full of cars but no parking spots

And I’m stuck inside the parking lot

of costco

The clubhouse of consumption

with so many members

A mob of hungry people

pushing around their shopping carts

They can’t even do that well

They push and walk like they drive

So Angry and stupid

I just want to get out of here alive.

Fuck costco

I’d rather save my soul (and my time) than a couple of measly bucks