Amateur hour

First rule of being a customer at a bar: never ask your bartender if she/he knows where to get cocaine. First of all even if we did we wouldn’t tell you cause you very well could be a narc

Second rule: if you’re at a bar BUY A GOD DAMN DRINK. DON’T JUST GET WATER! IT’S ANNOYING!!!

Third rule: NEVER ARGUE WITH YOUR BARTENDER. HE OR SHE HAS THE AUTHORITY TO NOT SERVE YOU OR EVEN KICK YOU OUT.

Fourth rule : ALWAYS TIP YOUR BARTENDER!!! TRUST ME IT WILL BENEFIT YOU IN THE LONG RUN OR EVEN LATER ON THAT NIGHT. We tend to remember the people who tipped us the next time you want a drink.

That’s pretty much it for now Remember kids, DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE

Author: b-side junkie

artist/designer, music lover, b-side junkie, writer, bartender, animal lover..."feelist"... Mad mime

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